OK...I know the Phils are down 3-1 after Brad (fucking) Lidge blew another game, giving up 3 runs after being one out away from giving our boys a chance to have a walkoff win. But...I still have phaith in the Phils to pull this thing out. Why, you ask? Several reasons:1. I've been drinking for nigh on 8 days straight and I'm delusional.
2. Howard HAS to wake the fuck up and start making contact. He's too good not to, and it's going to click. It may not happen this game, but rest assured it will happen for the next. We won't need it tonight with Lee on the mound.
3. Last night was the second game in a row with some lucky/fluke bullshit. The A-Rod "home run" that would definitely have hit the fence, short, if not for a camera that EXTENDED OVER THE FENCE, plus the ri-goddamn-diculous Damon "ghost man on 3rd" play from last night will karmatically even out in the Phillies favor.
4. Centaur A-Rod. Have you heard? A-Rod has not one but TWO pictures of himself (painted portraits) as a centaur. One is above his bed. You sure know how to pick em', Kate Hudson. Centaurgate will fuck with his mind and put him right back into choke-rod mode. Pic Source
5. Charlie Manuel's chin band-aid. The band-aid obviously was hiding some surgery that he had to install a secret laser, which upon command, can blind opposing players. Shine on, Charlie!
PHILLIES in 7!!!
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